Time to Sue Italy and Norway for Reparations

Instead of raping the British tax payer to balance the UK’s budget deficit I have a faster more topical way to raise revenue. It is time for the British government to sue Italy and Norway for their invasion of the UK and demand reparations for the slaves they took and the damage they did to our property.

I don’t see how the Italian government can deny Julius Caesar’s invasion of our sovereign land on August 26th, 55 BC, around Sandwich in Kent. With eighty ships carrying two legions comprising 12,000 men. There was much loss of British life, and hostages were taken before bad weather, and a strong English resistance drove him back to Gaul.

Caesar tried the following year again, raiding with a stronger force, but it was not until AD 43, under Emperor Claudius, that Britain succumbed to Roman Rule. Roman history is well documented in Britain, surely, we should be compensated for the invasion and the ensuing slavery of our people?

Nor can Norway deny the destruction leveled on king Aethelred by bandits like Ragnar Lothbrok and company. Rape, pillage, burn and enslave everyone knows that’s what Vikings did best, so why has nothing been done about it?