Terminate Putin Now!

Calling James Bond, John Wick, Ethan Hunt, Rambo, Heck, the Man with No Name will do. He won’t show up on anyone’s radar at passport control.

Where are these people when you really need them?

I have a mission should you choose to accept it. Terminate Vladimir Putin with extreme prejudice. Today, not next week or next month. Now before he kills one more innocent Ukrainian or another ten thousand more of his own people, who he obviously despises even more than Ukrainians.

Superman
Batman
Spider-Man

Get off your lazy ass and kill Putin!

What is the point of having superheroes when all they do is kill jokers and penguins? It’s time to “up your game” and kill a raving mad despot threatening the peace of the entire world.

Mission impossible, you say?

I quote Napoleon, “Impossible is a word found only in the dictionary of fools.”

Get stuck in there and bribe yourself some help in the Kremlin if you need it for money is no object. These Russian Oligarchs are all greedy gangsters and money talks, baby.

Call The Man from Uncle Kuryakin speaks Russian, which should help, and I bet as a former KGB agent, he knows his way around the Kremlin.