New Test Introduced to Run For President of the United States

If you expect to get a job with a major corporation, you must have a college degree. If you’re going to be a lawyer, you’re going to have to pass the bar exam. Even if you want to be a realtor or a car dealer, you must pass an examination to practice your profession. Yet there’s no such test for President of United States. This lack of examination seems an incredible oversight, given it may well be the most important job in the free world or what’s left of it.

Depending on what position you’re applying for, there are also rules and regulations about your age and fitness level. For example, you are not allowed to fly a commercial plane after the age of sixty-five.

The Test will come in three parts: a physical part, an intellectual part, and a practical part for all candidates wishing to run for President.

The Physical Test

Perhaps like our airline captains, 65 is an excellent age to cap the Presidency. After all, it does take a harsh physical toll. Anyone who saw Bill Clinton or Jimmy Carter before and after being President can clearly see what the job does to someone. Even if we pushed the age to 66, a President that age would still be seventy while in office and well past their physical prime. So, it’s not unreasonable to make sure that person is physically fit…